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Skrivet den 17 september 2006, 00:15 av Carolus
Den som kallar det här "rasistiskt" eller "islamofobiskt" måste va knäpp:
A Muslim was killed in a car accident. He arrives
at the gates of heaven. St. Peter says "I'm St. Peter. Welcome to
Heaven".
The Muslim says "Nice to meet you Peter but I'm a
Muslim and I want to meet Muhammad."
St. Peter says "Sure no problem. Climb up that
ladder behind you and you will meet Muhammad"
The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top
and there is Moses. Moses says "Hi I'm Moses.
Welcome to Heaven".
The Muslim is very excited - "Moses, its such an
honour to meet you. But like I told St. Peter, I'm
a Muslim and I really want to meet Muhammad".
Moses says "No problem. Climb up the ladder behind
you and you will meet Muhammad.
The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top,
he can't see anything but bright light. He sees
this figure before him and asks "Who are you?"
The figure responds - "I am God. Nice to meet you. Welcome to
Heaven". God walks over and shakes his hand.
The Muslim is stunned - he can hardly speak. He
says to God "Sir, it is such an honour to meet you -
I can't believe it - this place is great. But I'm
a Muslim and, no disrespect intended, but I really
want to meet Muhammad."
God says "Ohh.. You're here to see Muhammad. I see.
No problem. Have a seat. Get comfortable. Can I get
you some coffee or something to eat?"
The Muslim says "I would love a cup of coffee"
God yells into the kitchen.. "Hey Muhammad,
- two coffees!!!"
