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Skrivet den 10 augusti 2006, 06:12 av Carolus
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, Where in the hell have you been?
Larry replies, I was out getting a tattoo.
A tattoo? She frowned. What kind of tattoo did you get?
I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, he said proudly.
What the hell were you thinking? She said, shaking her head in disdain.
Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?
Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.
Larry is recovering nicely at the hospital.
