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Skrivet den 17 mars 2006, 11:51 av Carolus
5 Persons in a Quattro?
"Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The
Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to
putta 5 people in a Quattro." "Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks
the German driver. "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the Germans says
unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5
persons." "You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian Customs officer.
"Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you
are thereforea breaking the law." The German driver replies angrily,
"You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come He'sa busy
With a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
